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THE NHL’S UTAH HOCKEY CLUB OFFICIALLY RENAMED THE UTAH MAMMOTH

THE FBI IS INVESTIGATING THE SO-CALLED “764” NETWORK THAT HAS BEEN EXTORTING YOUNG PEOPLE

WELL… MICHELLE OBAMA IS APPARENTLY IN THERAPY

ISRAEL SHUTS DOWN YEMEN AIRPORT AND KNOCKS OUT POWER PLANTS WITH RETALIATORY STRIKES ON THE HOUTHIS

POLICE ARREST 30 PEOPLE DURING ANTI-ISRAEL PROTESTS AT THE UNIVERSITY OF WASHINGTON

TRUMP PROPOSES A $998 PER DAY FINE FOR ILLEGALS WHO REFUSE TO LEAVE AMERICA

RUN A MARATHON, GET BRAIN DAMAGE? STUDY FINDS REVERSIBLE DAMAGE TO BRAIN AFTER A PEOPLE RUN THE 26.2 MILE RACE

STUDY FINDS ANTI-DEPRESSANT MEDICATION LINKED TO SUDDEN CARDIAC DEATH

MEANWHILE, OVER IN THE U.K., TWO MEN ARE COMPETING FOR THE WOMEN’S POOL CHAMPIONSHIP AFTER BEATING ALL THE WOMEN IN THE COMPETITION

VIDEO: SEE MOMENT ALEX OVECHKIN SCORES GOAL #895 TO BECOME GREATEST GOAL SCORER IN NHL HISTORY

MALE HIGH JUMPER FINESHES LAST AT OREGON HIGH SCHOOL TRACK MEET LAST YEAR… THIS YEAR HE’S A “FEMALE” WHO WON COMPETING AMONG THE FEMALES

AMERICANS RACE TO BUY VEHICLES, COMPUTERS AND OTHER BIG-MONEY PRODUCTS, FEARING THE TRUMP TARIFFS WILL SOON MAKE THEM MORE EXPENSIVE

“THE GREAT 8” IS NOW TIED WITH “THE GREAT ONE” AS ALEXANDER OVECHKIN SCORES HIS 894TH CAREER NHL GOAL, TYING WAYNE GRETZKY’S ONCE UNTHINKABLE RECORD (VIDEO)

WELL, THEY ARE SHOOTING A BUNCH OF THREE-POINTERS IN THE NBA NOW AND THE BOSTON CELTICS JUST PASSED THE SINGLE SEASON THREE-POINT RECORD SET BY THE GOLDEN STATE ONLY TWO SEASONS AGO

ARE THEY CAVING? HOPE RISES FOR TRUMP TARIFFS AS VIETNAM OFFERS TO GET RID OF ITS TARIFFS ON AMERICAN GOODS

WALMART MIGHT GET INTO THE SCRAMBLE TO BUY TIKTOK

SEE IT: HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER CHRISTINA FORMELLA TELLS COP SHE’S GONNA THROW UP WHILE GETTING ARFESTED FOR ALLEGEDLY SEXUALLY ASSAULTING ONE OF HER STUDENTS

KILLER TORNADOES STRIKE THE AMERICAN SOUTH AND GREAT LAKES REGION

STOCK MARKET TAKES ITS BIGGEST NOSEDIVE SINCE 2020 AS THE WORLD REACTS TO TRUMPS TARIFFS

SOCIAL MEDIA INFLUENCER “NURSE HAILEY” OKULA DIES DURING C-SECTION CHILDBIRTH AFTER TRYING FOR YEARS TO GET PREGNANT

SEARCH CREWS FIND THE REMAINS OF FOURTH U.S. SOLDIER MISSING IN LITHUANIA

BECAUSE IT’S TUESDAY, HERE ARE THE AUBURN MEN’S BASKETBALL TEAM’S VERY FEMALE CHEERLEADERS…

HOOTERS FILES FOR BANKRUPTCY BUT ARE HOPING THEY CAN BOUNCE BACK…

STORY ABOUT IRAN LOADING MISSILES INTO UNDERGROUND BUNKERS AFTER TRUMP TELLS THEM THEY BETTER COOPERATE OR IT WON’T BE PRETTY

NUCLEAR TALKS SET TO RESUME ON 11 MAY BETWEEN THE U.S. AND IRAN AS TRUMP SAYS HE WANTS “TOTAL DISMANTLEMENT” OF THE ROGUE REGIME’S ATOMIC PROGRAM

WE’RE ALL LEFT GUESSING AS PRESIDENT TRUMP PROMISES A “VERY BIG ANNOUNCEMENT” SOON

ALL THOSE CELEBS WHO MOVED TO THE U.K. TO PROTEST TRUMP MIGHT SOON HAVE SOME BAD FINANCIAL NEWS

NYC MAYOR ERIC ADAMS WILL LEAVE DEMOCRAT PRIMARY AND RUN FOR REELECTION AS INDEPENDENT INSTEAD

WHITE HOUSE PRESS SEC. KAROLINE LEAVITT SETS THE RECORD STRAIGHT THAT TRUMP REGIME WILL NOT BE RETURNING DEPORTED ALLEGED MS-13 GANG MEMBER KILMAR ABREGO GARCIA TO AMERICA… TELLS FEDERAL JUDGE ORDERING HIS RETURN THAT SHE WASN’T AWARE HE HAD JURISDICTION IN EL SALVADOR

IF DEMOCRATS GET THEIR WAY, “MISGENDERING” AND “DEADNAMING” WOULD BE ILLEGAL CHILD ABUSE

FLAVOR OF THE MONTH DEM. CONGRESSWOMAN JASMINE CROCKETT ADMITS SHE WAS A DEI HIRE… DEFINING JOB QUALIFICATION AS PUBLIC DEFENDER WAS BEING BLACK

“60 MINUTES” HOST LESLEY STAHL CARRIES THAT WATER FOR HAMAS, ASKS JEWISH FORMER HAMAS HOSTAGE IF THE TERRORIST GROUP STARVED HIM BECAUSE THEY DIDN’T HAVE ENOUGH FOOD

AMERICA BANS ITS DIPLOMATIC STAFF IN CHINA FROM ENGAGING IN SEXUAL RELATIONSHIPS WITH LOCAL CHINESE BECAUSE THE CHINESE KEEP SENDING OUT HOT SPIES TO SEDUCE THE AMERICANS…

THE AP “NEWS” REALLY WANTS YOU TO KNOW THAT TRUMP SUPPORTERS, LIKE LAURA LOOMER, ARE TERRIBLE RRRACISTS

DR. MEDICARE? REPUBLICAN-MAJORITY SENATE VOTES ALONG PARTY LINES TO CONFIRM TRUMP NOMINEE DR. MEHMET OZ TO OVERSEE MEDICARE AND MEDICAID

JOURNALIST MATT TAIBBI FILES $10M LAWSUIT AGAINST CALIFORNIA DEMOCRAT REP. WHO CALLED HIM A “SERIAL SEXUAL HARASSER” AT HEARING AND THEN AGAIN ON X PLATFORM

IT’S NEVER TOO EARLY FOR 2028 U.S. PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION BETTING ODDS!

THE FRENCH SHOW THEY DON’T WANT DEMOCRACY AS JUDGE RULES THAT POPULAR CONSERVATIVE MARINE LE PEN, WHO IS LEADING IN THE POLLS, IS BANNED FROM RUNNING IN THE 2027 FRENCH PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION

THIS IS HOW DONALD TRUMP COULD GET A 3RD TERM AS PRESIDENT

HERE’S KID ROCK AT THE WHITE HOUSE WITH PRESIDENT TRUMP

DEMOCRAT SENATOR COONS TELLS US WHAT HE THINKS ABOUT YOUR AVERAGE MIDDLE AMERICAN

CHINA IS BACK TO THREATENING TAIWAN AGAIN, THIS TIME WITH MILITARY DRILLS NEAR THE SELF-RULING ISLAND

SOMEBODY FIREBOMBED THE ALBUQUERQUE GOP OFFICE IN NEW MEXICO

NOT FAIR!! DEFENSE SEC. HEGSETH REQUIRES WOMEN IN COMBAT ROLES TO MEET THE SAME PHYSICAL STANDARDS AS THE MEN