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STOCK MARKET TAKES ITS BIGGEST NOSEDIVE SINCE 2020 AS THE WORLD REACTS TO TRUMPS TARIFFS

SOCIAL MEDIA INFLUENCER “NURSE HAILEY” OKULA DIES DURING C-SECTION CHILDBIRTH AFTER TRYING FOR YEARS TO GET PREGNANT

SEARCH CREWS FIND THE REMAINS OF FOURTH U.S. SOLDIER MISSING IN LITHUANIA

BECAUSE IT’S TUESDAY, HERE ARE THE AUBURN MEN’S BASKETBALL TEAM’S VERY FEMALE CHEERLEADERS…

HOOTERS FILES FOR BANKRUPTCY BUT ARE HOPING THEY CAN BOUNCE BACK…

STORY ABOUT IRAN LOADING MISSILES INTO UNDERGROUND BUNKERS AFTER TRUMP TELLS THEM THEY BETTER COOPERATE OR IT WON’T BE PRETTY

WOMAN WHO ALLEGES ELON MUSK IS THE FATHER OF HER CHILD SAYS SHE HAD TO SELL HER TESLA TO MAKE UP FOR HIS INADEQUATE CHILD SUPPORT

ISRAEL BOMBS BEIRUT

WELL, THOSE CANADIANS WILL SOON HAVE TO PAY MORE FOR MANATEE MEAT AS CANADA SLAPS RETALIATORY TARIFFS ON IMPORTS OF AMERICAN PRODUCTS…

GLOBAL WARMING WEATHER UPDATE: LATE MARCH ICE STORM BATTERS PARTS OF NORTHERN U.S.

DEBT SPIRAL FEARS AS INTEREST ON U.S. NATIONAL DEBT PROJECTED TO EXCEED GDP GROWTH BY 2045

IT GETS WORSE!? REAGAN NATIONAL AIRPORT AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLERS GET INTO FISTFIGHT INSIDE CONTROL TOWER

AN INSIDE LOOK AT THE STILL-UNSOLVED $30M CASH HEIST FROM AN L.A. AREA GARDAWORLD MONEY STORAGE FACILITY

TRADE WAR FEARS STOKED AS TRUMP ANNOUNCES 25% TARIFF ON IMPORTED AUTOMOBILES

TRUMP REGIME CREDITS ITS ACTIONS AS EGG PRICES MERCIFULLY BEGIN TO FALL

AGITATORS IN NYC CALL TO BURN TESLAS TO “SAVE DEMOCRACY” FROM ELON MUSK…

AMERICAN SOUTH AND EAST BRACE FOR A STORMY WEEKEND… POSSIBLE TORNADOES, STRONG WIND AND HAIL

MEASLES CASES SPREADING LIKE WILDFIRE…360% SPIKE IN A WEEK

GOOGLE AGREES TO SETTLE CLASS ACTION LAWSUIT FOR $28M, BUT DENIES ALLEGATIONS THAT THE COMPANY TREATED WHITES AND ASIANS BETTER THAN OTHER GROUPS

AMERICAN STATES LINE TO ATTRACT NEW LINE OF SMALLER, ADVANCED NUCLEAR REACTORS

NEW STUDY SHOWS BIG DANGERS OF CHILDHOOD CONCUSSIONS ON ADULT ACADEMIC ACHIEVEMENT

THIS STORY ABOUT A BROTHER WHO’S DECIDED HE’S NOW A WOMAN AND WANTS TO WEAR THIS REVEALING DRESS TO HIS SISTER’S WEDDING…

NEW TALLY SHOWS OVER 1,600 DEAD IN MYANMAR AFTER EARTHQUAKE

NOTED ATLANTA AREA BAGPIPER DIES AT 74 WHILE SCUBA DIVING, DAYS LATER A SKELETON WAS FOUND IN TREEHOUSE AT HIS HOME

AMERICA BANS ITS DIPLOMATIC STAFF IN CHINA FROM ENGAGING IN SEXUAL RELATIONSHIPS WITH LOCAL CHINESE BECAUSE THE CHINESE KEEP SENDING OUT HOT SPIES TO SEDUCE THE AMERICANS…

THE AP “NEWS” REALLY WANTS YOU TO KNOW THAT TRUMP SUPPORTERS, LIKE LAURA LOOMER, ARE TERRIBLE RRRACISTS

DR. MEDICARE? REPUBLICAN-MAJORITY SENATE VOTES ALONG PARTY LINES TO CONFIRM TRUMP NOMINEE DR. MEHMET OZ TO OVERSEE MEDICARE AND MEDICAID

JOURNALIST MATT TAIBBI FILES $10M LAWSUIT AGAINST CALIFORNIA DEMOCRAT REP. WHO CALLED HIM A “SERIAL SEXUAL HARASSER” AT HEARING AND THEN AGAIN ON X PLATFORM

IT’S NEVER TOO EARLY FOR 2028 U.S. PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION BETTING ODDS!

THE FRENCH SHOW THEY DON’T WANT DEMOCRACY AS JUDGE RULES THAT POPULAR CONSERVATIVE MARINE LE PEN, WHO IS LEADING IN THE POLLS, IS BANNED FROM RUNNING IN THE 2027 FRENCH PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION

THIS IS HOW DONALD TRUMP COULD GET A 3RD TERM AS PRESIDENT

HERE’S KID ROCK AT THE WHITE HOUSE WITH PRESIDENT TRUMP

DEMOCRAT SENATOR COONS TELLS US WHAT HE THINKS ABOUT YOUR AVERAGE MIDDLE AMERICAN

CHINA IS BACK TO THREATENING TAIWAN AGAIN, THIS TIME WITH MILITARY DRILLS NEAR THE SELF-RULING ISLAND

SOMEBODY FIREBOMBED THE ALBUQUERQUE GOP OFFICE IN NEW MEXICO

NOT FAIR!! DEFENSE SEC. HEGSETH REQUIRES WOMEN IN COMBAT ROLES TO MEET THE SAME PHYSICAL STANDARDS AS THE MEN

IRAN ON HOT GROUND AS IT ANSWERS TRUMP’S LETTER TO THE SUPREME LEADER BY SAYING NO TO DIRECT NUCLEAR TALKS WITH THE U.S.

DOGE FIRES MOST OF THE EMPLOYEES AT THE HEADQUARTERS OF THE U.S. INSTITUTE OF PEACE (DID YOU KNOW IT EXISTED??), CITING THE FACT THAT IT HASN’T BROUGHT ABOUT ANY PEACE

BIG SIGNS OF TROUBLE TO COME AS THE U.S. AND THE E.U. RAMP UP MILITARY READINESS, MAKE BIG MOVES OF WEAPONS SYSTEMS

FEDERAL JUDGE PUT A TEMPORARY STOP TO TRUMP’S SHUTDOWN OF VOICE OF AMERICA INTERNATIONAL NEWS SERVICE

DEMOCRAT NJ MAYOR GINA LAPLACA CHARGED WITH DUI AFTER GETTING PULLED OVER WITH TODDLER IN VEHICLE, CRYING AND ASKING TO CALL THE CHIEF OF POLICE

PUTIN COMPARES RUSSIA’S AMBITIONS OVER UKRAINE TO TRUMP PUSH TO GET GREENLAND

ELECTIONS WATCHDOG FINDS AROUND 5K ALLEGEDLY ILLEGAL VOTER REGISTRATIONS BEFORE WISCONSIN’S TUESDAY ELECTION

HEALTH SECRETARY RFK, JR. WANTS TO BAN SODA PURCHASES USING FOOD STAMP BENEFIT… BIG SODA AND DEMOCRATS ARE FURIOUS

IGNOBLE WAR HAWK JOHN BOLTON TRIES TO REGAIN RELEVANCE